A Little Crazy Thing Called "KARMA"

Before I write this post I thought that "karma" just like Malin Kundang and his Mother. It will happen if we do a big mistake. So, I enjoyed when I made a joke to my friends last night. Ok, let me tell you the story about little crazy thing called "Karma".

Last night, I had nothing to do so I planned to post something in my blog. After 5 minutes, I didn't get any idea about something to write. You know, It feels like you want to say something to someone but your mouth can't open and lost all of your words. #eaaa *back to the topic*

So, I closed my blogger account and back to my twitter. I saw some of my friends talked about demonstration but I didn't think that it's a good topic to share in blog that night. You know why? Because demonstration just about give critics in a wrong way and about violent. Hmm, I will give some disadvantages if you do a demonstration in a wrong way :

1. It will burn your skin. If you use a sunblock to protect your skin when you do a demonstration, it would waste too much money to buy it. Do you think that easy to get some money now a days? It's HARD, try to ask your parents.
2. If you get some accident and you must sleep beauty in the hospital, what will you do? Regret? Its too late.
3. It's just waste your time and the government will not hear you. They are going to continue their plan.

So, just make a comfort condition when you plan to do a demonstration. Comfort condition? Yeah, a demonstration without stone in your right hand, without knife in left hand, without a bad idea on your mind and share a place with the police in PEACE. hahaha ok, stop talk about this "gaje" topic. Back to "Karma".

I wrote a short but (un)important story in this blog last night and I thought that it would be fun if I share it to my friends in facebook and twitter. Here is the POST . After I shared it to them, I turned off my internet and watched the movie in peace.

This morning, I opened my twitter, blog and facebook account, there are so many friends was angry about my last post. They said that it was not an important things to share. hahahaha. They're completely right. Its not important. hahahaha. One of my friend said that I'll get a "Karma" because I do something silly to her, but I didn't care.

After a few minutes, I started to feel that I got a real "karma" like she said. I don't want to share what kind of karma that I get. As a clue if you want to know, this "karma" is connected with PRONUNCIATION CLASS and about my plan to BACK TO MY HOMETOWN. It's hurt. Really really hurt.

PENTING !!!

Assalamualaikum warahmatullahi wabarakatuh ..
Salam sejahtera.. #Aseeekkk

Gue mau bahas apa ya kali ini? Hmmmmmm... gue nggak ada ide. Jadi sekian postingan gue kali ini.

Salam Super(mi) >_<
Terimakasih udah baca :D hahahahhahaha

Cappuccino /ˌkæpəˈtʃiːnoʊ/

Tunggu, sebelum posting gue mau minum cappuccino dulu. Ada yang mau? hehe



Tentunya gue nggak minum yang tampilan mewah kayak gini. Paling hebat juga minum yang sachetan. :D
















Postingan kali ini gue bahas yang namanya minuman surga *ehm* yaitu cappuccino. Niat gue posting tentang cappuccino bukan karena harga BBM naik, sama sekali bukan, tapi lebih dikarenakan pada meningkatnya populasi Tomcat dengan rumus peningkatan berbanding terbalik dengan kepopuleran Afika. Jangan heran kalau teman teman pada nggak ngerti karena gue sebenarnya juga nggak ngerti.

Balik ke cappuccino. Belakangan ini gue lagi gila gilanya sama minuman satu ini. Sampai sampai kalau di kampus teman teman udah pada tau gue mau mesen minuman apa kalau lagi makan. Iya, gue punya temen, Ibu ibu yang jualan Cappuccino di seberang kampus. Saking akrabnya sampai sampai si Ibu selalu ngingetin gue buat bayar dulu sebelum pergi. Bukan karena gue sering nggak bayar, BUKAAAANN, tapi kalau udah dapat cappuccino gue sering lupa diri (baca : lupa bayar). Hahaha *yang ini nggak serius*

Sebenarnya ada banyak alasan kenapa gue hobi minum cappuccino,

1. Biar keliatan keren. Kalau ditanya sama mbak mbak cafenya, "mau minum apa?" terus jawab "Cappuccino pake garam satu mbak," kan kece aja walaupun nggak ada yang pake garam sih. -__-"
   Lain cerita kalau begini, mbak mbak cafenya nanya "mau minum apa?" terus lo jawab "air putih pake gula ama garam satu ya mbak," kan keliatan banget lo lagi diare.
2. Murah dan meriah. Sama sama tau aja satu sachet cappuccino (bukan satu sachet shampoo yaa, INGAT) sama dengan 6 buah permen, ini masih kategori kantong anak kos. Cappuccino itu juga meriah, kenapa? karena busanya meriah, apalagi kalau pakai granule, tambah meriah kalau pakai Granat.
3. Bikin melek. Gue yang entah kenapa merasa ngantuk tiap kuliah hari rabu merasa cappuccino mendadak menjadi kebutuhan primer pada hari itu. Nggak tau setan apa atau karena dosen gue yang ngajar Rabu pagi selalu hidupin AC sampai suhunya sukses bikin mata gue beku, bawaannya mau tidur mulu. haha Kalau gue minum cappuccino mata gue jadi melek, sampai sampai susah juga buat dikedipin. -__-"

Jadi gue suka cappuccino karena cappuccino itu cappuccino sekali. Udah, itu aja. Sekian.

Tips (sesat) Sukses Ujian

Hellloohh epribadeh. Udah lama nih nggak posting, saking lamanya gue udah lupa kalau gue punya blog. haha Denger denger sekarang lagi musimnya ujian ya? entah itu UTS, UN, abis UN ada SNMPTN. Terus denger denger lagi nih *gue emang suka nguping* SNMPTN tulis bakal ditiadain. Terus gimana lagi cara buat masuk Univ kalau nggak ada ujian? Melalui tes lisan gitu? Bakalan mimisan deh tuh telinga pengujinya. hahaha

Daripada heboh heboh meniadakan SNMPTN tulis mending yang pasti pasti aja deh. TIADAKAN UTS , UAS dan sejenisnya. Itu akan lebih bermanfaat bagi nusa kambangan .. *maksud gue nusa dan bangsa.

Karena lagi musim ujian, gue mau bagi bagi tips sukses ujian, (gak) di jamin sukses di dunia tapi nggak gue jamin juga bakalan sukses juga di akhirat. Here they are :

• Kalau mau sukses ujian kita mesti belajar. Belajar di sini termasuk belajar dari pengalaman, belajar fesbukan dan belajar twitteran. Dan yang paling penting belajar menyesatkan orang lewat blog. Yang terpenting adalah lo mesti belajar #serius. Nggak ada kesukses tanpa ada usaha. Right?

Twitter bird aja belajar, masak iya lo enggak?

• Sebelum belajar siapin baygon cair rasa jeruk dulu. Bukannya apa apa nih, ntar kan kalau banyak nyamuk tinggal semprot aja. Tapi kalau lo punya niat lain boleh juga dilakuin, ini gue bukan nyuruh lho. Cuma MENYARANKAN.
• Pasang target. Dengan adanya target yang bakal lo raih, tentu lo bakal dapat suntikan motifasi dari semua target lo itu.
  
  Contoh target yang benar : Target ujian kali ini nilai A. HARUS.
  Contoh target yang salah : Target ujian kali ini *kemudian hening* ....... Target gue apa ya?
  
  Kesimpulannya masang target yang salah sama Nggak punya target itu beda tipis.
  

• Setelah lo lakuin semuanya, biarkan Tuhan yang menyelamatkan takdir lo pas ujian nanti. hahaha sebenernya gue nggak tau mau bikin tips yang gimana lagi. :D

So, Lets have fun with the f*ckin test guys,,, Semoga kita semua berhasil. AMIN :D

College Under Cover

Some of Senior High School students usually say that become an university student is simple and also cool just like the story that they watch in the Television. We just come to the campus, make a friend with new people there and if you are the lucky one, you can make a relationship with someone that you see in the canteen or get some accident with a cool guy and become a couple and then happily ever after. ----> (Sinetron Effect)
It's all just a narrative story that never happened.

Now, lemme tell you about my story in my lovely university and of course in my lovely English Department :D

I am not really good in English but I love English since I was in Junior High School, so at that time, I wanted to learn about English in University. That's why I prepared to enter Social class in my second year of Senior High School.

Now, my second semester in State University of Padang and I feel this is the real life as college student. YOU KNOW? IT'S HARD like Indonesian "pepatah" ---> Kampus itu Kejam Kawan.
hahaha

At first you will act like this


Happy with a lot of assignments as a new college student










A few months later..... you will act like this every night :






"I need more coffee"








At the end of the semester :








"Where is my Pen?"










And Finally :



---> Frustrated student

"JUST KILL ME"











At the end, I would like to say that all of the assignments will teach you how to be a good person in the future, and believe that if you want, God will show you the way how to solve all the assignments.. hhe

Keep spirit for all students :D






We will kill all the assignments